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Top 10 Chiropractic Jokes and Quotes

I think for many, many years chiropractic was the butt of a lot of jokes.  I even remember a couple TV shows where the chiropractor was the dumb one because he wasn’t smart enough to be a “real” doctor.  Or the other side is, we are depicted as super neurotic, health nuts who take supplements by the handful (oh no I do, do that lol).

 

Hey why not have a little fun with our profession and sometimes kooky ways??

 

Here are some popular and light-hearted chiropractic jokes….

 

  • I never believed that chiropractors could solve my back problems…. 2 weeks later I stand corrected.

 

  • What do you call a chiropractor that loves his job?… a crack addict

 

  • Anyone need some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?… I have a lot of back issues.

 

  • “But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor?” “Oh it’s just a hunch…”

 

  • Why was the chiropractor a good interrogator? He always got the suspect to crack

 

  • I broke up with my chiropractic girlfriend. She was too manipulative

 

  • My chiropractor is serious as hell. But he still cracks me up

 

  • How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it will take about 8-10 visits

 

  • What do you call two chiropractors who’ve got each others back? Vertebros

 

  • Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt? He owed too much in back taxes

 

What’s your favorite chiropractic joke?

 

 Kassandra Schultz D.C